Thursday, January 31, 2008

Water or Coke

Water

  • 75% of Americans are chronically dehydrated.
    (Likely applies to half the world population.)

  • In 37% of Americans, the thirst mechanism is so weak
    that it is mistaken for hunger.

  • Even MILD dehydration will slow down one's metabolism as 3%.

  • One glass of water will shut down midnight hunger pangs
    for almost 100% of the dieters studied in a University of
    Washington study.

  • Lack of water, the #1 trigger of daytime fatigue.

  • Preliminary research indicates that 8-10 glasses of
    water a day could significantly ease back and joint pain
    for up to 80% of sufferers.

  • A mere 2% drop in body water can trigger fuzzy short-term
    memory, trouble with basic math, and difficulty focusing on
    the computer screen or on a ! printed page.

  • Drinking 5 glasses of water daily decreases the risk of
    colon cancer by 45%, plus it can slash the risk of breast
    cancer by 79%., and one is 50% less likely to develop
    bladder cancer. Are you drinking the amount of water
    you should drink every day?


Coke
  • In many states the highway patrol carries
    two gallons of Coke in the trunk to remove blood from
    the highway after a car accident.

  • You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of Coke
    and it will be gone in two days.

  • To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the
    toilet bowl and let the "real thing" sit for one hour,
    then flush clean. The citric acid in Coke removes

    stains from vitreous china.

  • To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers:
    Rub the bumper with a rumpled-up piece of Reynolds
    Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.

  • To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour
    a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble
    away the corrosion.

  • To loosen a rusted bolt: Apply a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola
    to the rusted bolt for several minutes.

  • To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into
    the baking pan, wrap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake.
    Thirty minutes before ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix
    with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.

  • To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of Coke
    into the load of greasy clothes, add detergent, and run
    through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen
    grease stains. It will also clean road haze from your
    windshield.


FOR YOUR INFORMATION:
  • the active ingredient in Coke is phosphoric acid.
    It will dissolve a nail in about four days. Phosphoric
    acid also leaches calcium from bones and is a major
    contributor to the rising increase of osteoporosis.

  • To carry Coca-Cola syrup! (the concentrate) the
    commercial trucks must use a hazardous Material place
    cards reserved for highly corrosive materials.

  • The distributors of Coke have been using it to clean
    engines of the trucks for about 20 years!


Now the question is, would you like a glass of water? or Coke?

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Pick-up lines ng mga malulufet�...

  • Minamalat na naman ang puso ko...
    *** paano kasi, laging sinisigaw ang pangalan mo...

  • Ikaw ba may-ari ng Crayola??
    *** ikaw kasi nagbibigay ng kulay sa buhay ko...

  • Uy picture tayo!!
    *** para ma-develop tayo!!

  • Kung ikaw ay bola at ako ang player, mashushoot ba kita??
    *** hinde, para lagi kita mamimiss...

  • Can i take your picture??
    *** coz i want to show Santa exactly what i want for christmas!!

  • Exam ka ba??
    *** gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!!

  • Lecture mo ba ako??
    *** lab kasi kita...

  • Centrum ka ba??
    *** kasi you make my life complete!!

  • Miss pwede ba kita maging driver??
    *** para ikaw na magpapatakbo ng buhay ko...

  • Mahilig ka ba sa asukal??
    *** ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo...

  • Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??
    *** kasi type kita...

  • I hate to say this but... You are like my underwear...
    *** coz i can't last a day without you!!

  • Ibibili kita ng salbabida..
    *** kasi malulunod ka sa pagmamahal ko...

  • Pwede ba kitang maging sidecar??
    *** single kasi ako eh...

  • Me lisensya ka ba??
    *** coz you're driving me crazy eh...

  • May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
    *** may sira ata relo ko... pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko...

  • Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pa bang iba?? Wala na akong maisip eh..
    *** coz all i ever think of is you...

  • I'm a bee...
    *** can you be my honey??

  • Nakakatakot diba ang multo??
    *** pero mas nakakatakot kapag nawala ka sa buhay ko...

  • Am i a bad shooter??
    *** coz i keep on missing you...

  • Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight??
    *** O gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

  • Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh??
    *** kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad..

  • Excuse me.. Are you a dictionary??
    *** because you give meaning to my life...

  • Bangin ka ba??
    *** nahuhulog kasi ako sa'yo...

  • Pustiso ka ba??
    *** kasi, can't smile without you...

  • Pagod na pagod ka na noh??
    *** maghapon at magdamag kana kasing tumatakbo sa isipan ko eh...

  • Me butas ba puso mo??
    *** kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can't find my way out!!

  • Anung height mo??
    *** ha?? pano ka nagkasya sa loob ng puso ko...

  • Hey, did you fart??
    *** coz you blew me away!!

  • Sana "T" na lang ako..
    *** para i'm always right next to "U"

  • Are you Jamaican??
    *** kasi Ja-maican me crazy!!

  • Ako ay isang exam�
    ***kaya sagutin mo na ako...

  • Nde tayo tao..Nde tayo hayop�BAGAY tayo�BAGAY tlga tayo�

Sunday, January 6, 2008

Girlfriend


ahahah... these guys are so funny!!! nice video...

Bartender



cool video ASTIG!!! i love the song...

wanna be

ang lufet tlga ng mga toh... ang galing tlga ASTIG!!!

Bohemian Rhapsody



They did it again guys... they really have some talents... two tumbs up to these guys... ROCK ON!!!

Volare by Super Mario Brothers




These guys are hilarious... The power of the walis... their mom dancing in the background was f*ckn hilarious!!! faces so expressive... awesome!!! insanely funny!!! Astig tlga... can't help it... natawa ako sa last part! effort tlga ang bigote... very nice video!!!

Thursday, January 3, 2008

JoKe... JoKe... JoKe...

Laughter is the best medicine

Laughter, along with an active sense of humor, is the best medicine. You must keep a sense of humor and be able to laugh at yourself. So laugh at yourself and laugh at life's difficulties. If you keep your sense of humor and laugh, then you'll be able to love. I really don't think it is possible to love until you laugh first. People who try to love before they laugh take themselves too seriously...

There are too many counterfeit forms of love and too many people who says, "I love you because I need you," or "I love you because I want you." Such possessive forms of love are not real. They seek to get something from the other person instead of giving. When you laugh, you can love, because then you are loving people because they need you and the joy and happiness you can bring to their life...